'Ozarks'

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"I’m more concerned with my Apple Watch beeping about my heart rate after a third martini than I am an artificial lake that … shows you a reversed version of the thing you’re standing in front of. Yup, there it is. That building. Again. But upside down. Brilliant."

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/27/american-democracy...

Enjoy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/27/why-bari-weiss-is-hiring...

Never, A Dull Moment. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddplvrglrpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swgiM9vSEE&list=RD6swgiM9vSEE&start_rad...

""We need to see a vision, we need to see the plan because unfortunately a vision without a plan is a dream," he said."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clye5llzm13o

Cos, you're Darned if ya Do ...

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/26219494.new-editor-press-gazette-heral...

"I'm not going to start jumping up and down until I've had a look."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdvdm7cJnA&list=RDhtdvdm7cJnA&start_rad...

"We're very conscious of environmental issues [and] always thinking of ways to combat them."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTYqs-ytSk

In Answer, to the local 'Dull Mensa Club'. 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/28/hill-i-will-die-on...

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'Chop Gate'

"What you can do in my own case – or, rather, can’t help doing – is mutate into a “new” listener. How to describe this “new” listener? I suppose if I were Today’s editor, the phrase “pain in the arse” might come to mind."

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/12/prince-harry-and-profess...

I don't like Uniforms..

"Among the blots on his copybook was a resignation from the News of the World in 1997 for a fake a sighting of the Beast of Bodmin, a mythical black cat that had been a tabloid obsession in the 90s."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7xyl78vnko

"Sufferers have described symptoms such as hearing a low hum, clicks, squeals and "grinding metal" while others reported intense pressure on the skull, dizziness and nausea."

The Clue was in the Title.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/11/the-hill-i-will-di...

“I’ve got lots of people who’ve been getting in touch with me the last couple of days, saying, ‘why don’t you run against Binface’ and ‘it will be the battle of the receptacles’. But no, I’ve done that now.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gykgyn1r4o

... the border appliance.

"Trump had flown from Turkey on an older plane "for old time's sake", with reporters asked to keep their window blinds drawn during the flight."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4rkw0ye3xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zru5Pgu-zQ

Otiose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOJ6J__L-fo&list=RDuOJ6J__L-fo&start_rad...